Dormitory by Geoffrey Huston
Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
(As a side note, listening to Bohemian Rhapsody or an instrumental version in the background may help.)
Is this the bedroom?
Is this where I will sleep?
A dormitory
No way I'm goin' on the streets.
Got a new job
Working at a fast food place
I'm just a poor girl
Yell up at the ceiling
Because the neighbor's thing
Is so loud
Radio?
Something else?
Anyway it's loud so,
"Please turn that thing down, sir!
For me. For me."
Mama
I need some cash
We're kinda running out
of our salaries, no doubt
Mama
Work had just begun
But now I've gone and spent it all on shoes
Mama
OoOo
Didn't mean to make you pay
It's just that it's expensive to live in college
Please pay me
Just a bit
I'll even do the yard work
Too much
Utilities
Not to mention mortgage
Lower back pain from the job
Goodbye, everybody!
I'm going home
Going to the old basement
With my brothers
Mama!
OoOo!
I just gotta sleep
Sometimes those other girls were way too loud!
*guitar solo 1*
I see our sister coming through that door
Look at her!
Look at her!
Did you get us any presents?
Stormy look and sharp knife
Very very fright'ning me
Galileo
Socrates-o
Galileo
Socrates-o
Galileo's tasty figs!
What they hey-o-o-o-o!
I've been studying Italian-o
He's prasising himself, mama mia
Spare us your wrath of ult'mate Italian
So you went to your school; Were you call-ed cool?
Good gracious, no! I was among the nerds
Was it fun?
Good gracious! Aidan, what a joker
What'd ya learn?
Lots of math! And many other things
Have a date?
No, I was uncool
Partying?
No, I was uncool
Don't make me say it
Go go go go go go go!
Oh goodness gracious, goodness gracious
Goodness gracious, here I go:
"My good brothers, I'm sorry that I left with just me
Just me
Just me!"
So you think that I need a new college degree?
So you think that I can't work for your company?
Oh, employer.
There will be a revenge here
Gonna run you out
Gonna run you out of bus'ness
*guitar solo 2*
Making tech company
Everyone will see
Mine will be a giant
Just like Microsoft, but
For me
Start development now